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Wow!! You love me!!! You really love me!! Unless you just stumbled in here by accident. But that's okay...read me anyway... Who likes going to the doctor? I hate the doctor. They always want to give you shots or medicine...hell, I go to the doctor completely healthy one day, and the next I'm throwing up and just feeling all around icky!!! What's with that? And my hands are cold... Texas weather...what a beautiful thing. You don't like the weather? Wait 5 minutes... Why is it when we play on the computer, our hands freeze? Does this ever happen to you? By the way: Hey you!! Yeah, you...the one with your finger up your nose....i see you....and i'm not the only one... =) <-----A sad day on Sesame Street. | |||||||||||||||||||
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So, a small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details. To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: "This bottle contains a sample for analysis. It's often possible by tasting it to determine the disease from which the patient suffers." He then dipped a finger into the fluid and brought it into his mouth. He continued speaking: "Now I am going to pass the bottle around. Each of you please do exactly as I did. Perhaps we can learn the importance of this technique and diagnose the case." The bottle made it's way from row to row, each student gingerly poking his finger in and bravely sampling the contents with a frown. Dr Osler then retrieved the bottle and startled his students by saying: "Gentlemen, now you will understand what I mean when I speak about details. Had you been observant, you would have seen that I put my INDEX FINGER in the bottle but my MIDDLE FINGER into my mouth!" | Ouch, you hit my funnybone!! Oh no wait, that was just mr. happy!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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Why the hell would anyone want to know what I do with my spare time? Well, let's see, I like to roll in the grass and pee on fire hydrants...oh, wait, that's my dog. But that mailman's butt sure did taste good!!! Well, I bathe regularly...I pee when I need to, I take a crap when the urge strikes me. And you know, to that guy earlier who was picking his nose...don't feel bad. I do it all the time. Just don't wipe 'em off under your chair, cuz then someone else is just gonna find that later, and that's kinda gross. What kind of underwear to old, old people wear? DEPENDS!! haha. do you get it? oh well... How 'bout dem Cowboys? | |||||||||||||||||||
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